MTG Singles - Instock

"Ach! Hans, Run!" [Unhinged]
Set: Unhinged Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{R}{R}{G}{G}
Duh [Unhinged]
Set: Unhinged Type: Instant Rarity: Common Cost: {B} Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.) Will players understand that the creature is being crushed by two parentheses? Not a chance.
R&D's Secret Lair [Unhinged]
Set: Unhinged Type: Legendary Land Rarity: Rare Cost: Play cards as written. Ignore all errata. {T}: Add {C} to your mana pool. This mana is still added to your mana pool. "Let them complain. As long as the addictive ink is working, we can do anything we want." PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK
Letter Bomb [Unhinged]
Set: Unhinged Type: Artifact Rarity: Rare Cost: {6} When Letter Bomb enters the battlefield, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card he or she draws until he or she draws Letter Bomb. When that player draws Letter Bomb, it deals 19½ damage to him or her. "Dear Magic R&D, . . ."
Yet Another Aether Vortex [Unhinged]
Set: Unhinged Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {3}{R}{R} All creatures have haste. Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed. Noninstant, nonsorcery cards on top of a library are on the battlefield under their owner's control in addition to being in that library. It puts the "vortex" in "flavortext."
Form of the Squirrel [Unhinged]
Set: Unhinged Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {G}